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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
liquidstar
liquidstar

adventure time lore is insane. it starts off just being a goofy kids show that has magic for no reason, but then you learn that all magic users are manic and/or depressed (what betty calls sadness and madness). because it turns out magic is actually a cosmic force beyond mortal comprehension, that itself was learned from cosmic entities that predated the existence of time itself inside a sea of monsters. and "magic" really is just understanding more about the nature of the universe than most people. that, in a way, reality isnt "real" and understanding that allows you to mold it. and thats magic. but that drives you to insanity and/or apathy. and there are beings who hold significant cosmic importance who are more prone to magic. and the reason magic became prevalent on earth is because of a nuclear war a thousand years ago, which released the entity that represents the destruction of all life onto the world. and after a nuclear apocalypse this gave way to a new earth, where magic could thrive. but a lot of the beings we see arent even magical, theyre just mutants from what happened 1000 years ago. and humanity as we know it has been all but wiped out. but everything stays the same because cycles of war and violence continue. and it doesnt matter if its nukes or magic. everything stays the same, but still changes.

astaeriia
zackisontumblr

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days
pseudologla

What’s an iPod?

zackisontumblr

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

xxtc-96xx

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bewilderduck

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

zackisontumblr

they thought what…

zackisontumblr

my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

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niuniente
kissojenkatastrofiyhdistys

NESTORI ⚽️🎾🏐🏀⚾️🥎

niuniente

Nestori's Toy Ball Review

Orange ball with white marks: “So lovable that it needs to be hugged.”
Purple ball: “First one was better.”
Pink ball: “The first one is still the best.”
Green ball: “Worth of some wiggles.”
Purple ball with orange ball inside: “Dirty, had to clean my paw”.
Green ball with thin frames: “Next, please.”
White-orange-green ball: “Next, please (part 2)”
Orange ball: “Worth of slithering”
Yellow ball: “A football?” “Hidden treats discovered”.
Star ball: “No treats. What a disappointment”.
All balls: “Winner and a honorary award”.
Orange mouse: “Bonus toy.”
“Could Nestori come to your place to play?”

OP is a cat shelter in Finland and Nestori is currently looking for a forever home.

xanotos
paxamericana

area0

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local-cryptid-enthusiast

The shear number of ladders that are launched …..

beardedbookdragon

The longer I watched the more it sounded and looked like cartoon sound effects and the harder I laughed. LOL

fierceawakening

humans really do just throw things at things

rubixpsyche

the crutches,,,

v-ahavta

That’s one goddamn sturdy bubble wrap bubble.

angrybooklady

Can you imagine what a day at work this was?

"Ok folks, everybody stand on this side of the room. Throw anything that you can physically lift and isn't nailed down at the fucking car."

"Everything?"

"Yep, everything."

"Even....the ladders?"

"Absolutely the ladders, let's get creative people."

iridescent-lightning
cornsnoot

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

cornsnoot

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….

kaijutegu

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personally i prefer semaphore

iridescent-lightning

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS